This is exactly
what turns up.

No stock photos, no surprises. These are our actual units, solid commercial portaloos, deep cleaned and fully restocked before every single hire.

The unit on your lawn: pink sides, grey door, and it locks properly.

Heavy-duty moulded shell. Occupied indicator on the latch so nobody gets walked in on.

Inside: hand sanitiser, soap dispenser and paper towels. Civilised.

Full-size seat, sealed tank below, non-slip floor.

Know your Shithouse

Hover or tap the pink dots, every part explained, no mysteries.

Lockable latch with red/green occupied indicator, no awkward door knocks For everyone, one loo, zero gender queues Floor-level vents keep air moving the whole weekend Sprung self-closing door, never left gaping

Paper towel dispenser, stocked every hire Soap + hand sanitiser dispensers, party hands sorted Self-contained basin unit, no plumbing needed at your place Full-size seat over a sealed 230 L tank, chemically charged so you never see or smell a thing

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What every hire includes

• Deep cleaned and sanitised before delivery, our Clean Promise, every hire, no exceptions
• Fresh chemical charge in the sealed 230 L tank (no smells, nothing visible)
• Two full commercial rolls of loo paper, hand sanitiser and soap
• Lockable door with occupied indicator, interior coat hook, urinal
• Delivery Friday, pickup Monday, we do all the lifting, you do none of the yuck

How many do you need?

Rule of thumb: one loo per 50 guests keeps the queue shorter than the bar's. Long event with lots of drinks flowing? Round up, thank us later.

The practical bits

• Footprint roughly 1.2 m × 1.2 m, about 2.3 m tall, fits through a standard double gate
• Needs flat, firm ground within 25 m of where our trailer can park
• No power, no water, no drains needed, it is entirely self-contained
• Once we place it, it stays put, no relocating it mid-party